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This kid, Ron Steen, just put himself up for auction. I mean that literally: 2% of his future income will go to the highest bidder. The minimum bid price is $100,000. Whether or not this is legal in the first place, it is nonetheless a terrible investment, for several reasons.
First of all, note that I do not think that buying stock in a person is a bad idea. My brother pitched me this idea years ago, and just today I was thinking that this would be an interesting enterprise—getting hundreds of students to pitch 1% of their future earnings in return for $25,000, and then selling shares of that return to interested investors. I think that would be a cool business, I might even sell my income in that case.
However, this investment is terrible. First of all, we need to take a look at the proposition he gives. If you win the auction, you begin to make money after he graduates from college, in 2012 only until 2052. Take a look at this chart made by FatAlbert from reddit.com.
| Year | Salary | To You | Total Invested at 8% With Auction | Total invested at 8% Without Auction |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2006 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100000 |
| 2007 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 108000 |
| 2012 | 250000 | 5000 | 5000 | 158687 |
| 2015 | 293560 | 5871 | 24333 | 199900 |
| 2020 | 383672 | 7673 | 75982 | 293719 |
| 2025 | 501443 | 10029 | 164220 | 431570 |
| 2030 | 655367 | 13107 | 310011 | 634118 |
| 2035 | 856538 | 17131 | 545318 | 931727 |
| 2040 | 1119461 | 22389 | 918630 | 1369013 |
| 2045 | 1463090 | 29262 | 1503178 | 2011530 |
| 2050 | 1912201 | 38244 | 2409162 | 2955597 |
| 2051 | 2017372 | 40347 | 2642243 | 3192045 |
| 2052 | 2128327 | 42567 | $2,896,188.49 | $3,447,408.53 |
If you invest your money now at an average 8% interest (optimistically, you can even make more than that), and you invest every check he gives you, at the end of the day you have lost $600,000. And that is assuming that by 2052, he is making $2,128,327 a year. Do you know anyone graduating straight out of Cal State Fullerton making $250k?
So even if he hits his goal of making $30 million dollars, you have still lost a hell of a lot of money. In the even more likely case, he won’t even approach that $30 million number, and you have just lost way more.
But let’s assume you think he would be able to make this amount of money, because he seems like a standup, trustworthy guy. Right? Wrong. Look at some of the answers to his questions on the auction.
Q: Have you thought about offering something more like 15 or 20%? The current promise of 2% doesn’t make you sound like a very impressive investment. … You might be have better luck just begging somebody for money with no strings attached. –Lizzy
A: : Lizzy, Your ending comment was very rood and insensitive. I am going to make tons of money and if you believe me you can ride the wave, if not than I guess it is your loss. I didn’t think to hard about your idea, since I have more questions than I could possibly answer. If I were even considering selling a whopping 15 % of myself, I would go for millions, because I am worth it….
Really, the comment was rood? What about this one.
Q: You do realize that with a competent money manager, a wealthy person can just let the $100,000 dollars sit and, at modest 7% returns a year, make six times in less than 20 years?
A: Yes, this would be an optimal investment for wealthy people, but investing in companies like Phillip Morris and Altria Co. can gain you 7% but its products are harmful; for example ciggarettes. Also, their is not one can do to increase the value of shares of stock. In my investment, you gain forty checks for the lifetime of the contract and also have an enjoyable time in the process. Thank you for your intrest.
That’s right, they do make harmful products, like ciggarettes. If only investors had an option to invest in whatever company they wanted to, such as companies that don’t make harmful products. Also, he can’t spell intrest, and there are some grammar mistakes too.
At least he has a pretty solid background in education, right? Again, wrong.
He may have a 3.5 GPA. (Not uncommon at all). He might be going to a university (Cal State Fullerton). But he has an impressive 1550 SAT score right? That’s damn high…hell that is higher than 95% of the people at Stanford!
Wait wait, that’s right they changed the test. It’s out of 2400 now. 1550/2400 isn’t so impressive. You know what else isn’t impressive? That the score is a lie. Read that again.
Ron Steen did not get a 1550.
I emailed Ron and asked him for his breakdown in Math/Verbal scores. Here is the response I got.
“900/650 Thank you-Ron”
Read that again, and see if you can catch the error. Oh yeah! SAT SCORES ONLY GO UP TO 800. Ron is literally lying about his SAT scores, and he didn’t even lie well!
Don’t trust this guy. He isn’t even telling the truth about his scores.
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The test is now out of 2400, but it has three parts. Each component still maxes out at 800.
Comment by Jon Olson 08.11.06 @ 6:29 pmWell done, I knew there was something fishy about this twerp. Stick it to him…
Have you notified him of your claims? I’d love to hear his response and further justifications.
Comment by Jethro 08.11.06 @ 7:35 pmWell, I don’t think it even matters whether he answers anymore…
This listing (#110018311959) has been removed or is no longer available.
Comment by Pepe Perez 08.11.06 @ 8:36 pmThe biggest flaw with this whole thing is that Cal State Fullerton or wherever the hell he’s going to college only costs like $3k a semester for in-state kids. So why the hell would he need $100k to go to a school that’ll only cost him $12k for 8 semesters?
Comment by Tyler 08.11.06 @ 8:44 pmLOL, d00d….12k * 8 = 96k + books = 100k+. maybe you should go back to college, if you could get in.
Comment by foobar 08.11.06 @ 9:10 pmI’m going to hope response 6 was a joke.
Comment by Matt 08.11.06 @ 9:48 pmEven though this kid is definately a twerp, the model is basically not a bad one, especially if it became widespread and enabled many people to go to college that otherwise wouldnt be able to.
2% or even 5% of income isnt so much to pay for an education, given that it will lift your lifetime income by substantially more. Its a gamble for the investor, though, akin to life insurance.
In fact, in Australia, they have a similar scheme whereby the cost of your education is paid for by a small additional tax.
Comment by DM 08.11.06 @ 9:48 pmToo bad if he is a liar, I thought it was a nice idea otherwise. At least he tried.
Comment by Buy Links 08.11.06 @ 10:22 pmSomeone at U of I did a similar thing to get money for college. He asked everyone to send him a penny and actually got enough for college. http://www.snopes.com/college/admin/cent.asp
Comment by Scott 08.12.06 @ 4:41 amRon Steen lied about his SAT scores: LazyMotivation.com…
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Pingback by WOW… This Kid Has A Future In Marketing » Small Business Marketing And Branding - by Yaro Starak 08.12.06 @ 6:27 amWhy doesn’t he get federal aide, and federal loans like normal people? Hell, if he’s so smart they’ll offer him grants and possibly scholarships. LAME!
Comment by Nick 08.12.06 @ 7:33 am>>
$3,000 per semester x 8 semesters = $24,000 . You are both wrong, but foobar if you are going to correct someone you should make sure your numbers are correct. Maybe YOU should go back to college…if you could get in.
Tyler says:
August 11th, 2006 at 8:44 pm
The biggest flaw with this whole thing is that Cal State Fullerton or wherever the hell he’s going to college only costs like $3k a semester for in-state kids. So why the hell would he need $100k to go to a school that’ll only cost him $12k for 8 semesters?
foobar says:
August 11th, 2006 at 9:10 pm
LOL, d00d….12k * 8 = 96k + books = 100k+. maybe you should go back to college, if you could get in.
Tuition is only a small part of the college expense today. If you include room, books, and food, the cost easily passes 12K / year.
As for the SAT, there are three sections now each worth a maximum of 800 points.
Comment by Jeff 08.12.06 @ 8:28 amThis sort of thing has been going on for quite some time in South America. Sports agents will find promising, young soccer players in dismal living conditions and offer them a few thousand dollars now for rights to a certain percentage of their future contracts. It is a legal mess though.
Comment by Vinny 08.12.06 @ 8:39 amIn hungary, the hungarian government gives money to the students to finish the school. After you finished the university and you begin to work you have to pay back the money from your work. Isn’t it the same? It’s a working model I can’t see anything unusual. Also, think again of the California hi tech park’s where giant companies put their tentacles and suck out the poeple to the cubicles ‘work is cool! give us your entire life and work with hitech gadgets what’s supercool!’ - so i dont see the point what is the flash here? We all sold our future, a lot of us sold it before we born, because our parents / grandparents - and so on - sold their children’s future also…
Comment by dH 08.12.06 @ 8:56 amJeff:
8 semesters is a full 4-year education - that’s 24k for 4 years of college.
This kid is a douche - his family is rich (Anaheim Hills is one of the wealthiest areas in Orange County - with home prices that rival that of Newport Beach) and his family has offered to pay for his education (Cal State Fullerton is right down the street, he will most likely live at home). He is doing this for the publicity and probably with the encouragement of his equally as douchey parents. This kid makes me sick, he’s been rasied in a bubble thinking that every average smuck is going to land $250k a year jobs and investing is a fun game people can play with no regard to the returns. He needs a real dose of reality.
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Comment by Anonymous 08.12.06 @ 11:52 amERm… Yeah, nothing indicates he lied about his SAT scores. As you mentioned earlier, the test is now out of 2400. This is now out of three sections, Critical Reading, Writing, and Math. What you apparently failed to research is Reading/Writing are commonly grouped into one catagory (the results they send test takers even have them grouped if I’m not mistaken). Thusly 900 would make sense to be the sum of his reading and writing scores.
Now, of course, as I said, 1550 is a LOW score, but in more depth, let’s divide the 900 evenly and say he got 450 on both reading and writing…. Which puts him at around the 28th percentile in writing, and 50th percentile overall…. Impressive eh? This kid is going to make 30mil+ in his life when half the world is smarter than him.
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Pingback by Tech Meat » eBay Kid Who Auctioned 2% Of His Future Income, Lied About His SAT Scores 08.12.06 @ 2:56 pmI think assuming 8% for a safe long term investment is actually “bubble thinking”. Typically, Economists assume post-inflation rates of return of 2-3%.
Even so, I think investing in this guy’s income is a highly dubious deal. It gives him a huge incentive (on top of taxes) to minimise his visible income, and — as you point out — he seems to be a dishonest idiot.
Comment by Tonio Loewald 08.12.06 @ 3:38 pmvery good idea the kid has..but what if he does not get a job?
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Pingback by Technorama » Woz’s Birthday, 31 ways to lace shoes 08.13.06 @ 1:36 amWait, I don’t understand that chart. You spend $100,000 one time, and you get 2% of his earnings. If he only ends up with a crappy job making $50,000 a year, you’re making $1,000 a year, and after 40 years, you’ve only lost 60k. What is this bullshit about losing $600,000 ?!
Comment by asdf 08.13.06 @ 3:04 amMy bad, i just skimmed it and didnt read the part about instead investing the money another way with 8% return.
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Pingback by Life as a Pirate » Blog Archive » a short day 08.13.06 @ 5:54 amI think this is a great idea! Even if EBay removed the listing (perhaps because of legal issues around this deal), the idea may have future in education loans market! How about education loan providers start providing loans based on what is the potential future income! MyRichUncle does look at the student criteria including SAT score, credit score, programs of study (which is one indicator of future income), but if the student’s goal of future income is also considered and is tied to future incentives from loan company, then it might motivate the students to work harder.
Comment by Lokesh Kumar 08.13.06 @ 7:53 amISn’t there a writing score included with SAT’s?
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In case you happen to miss it, a Ron Steen offered up 2% of his future income in exchange for $100,000 today (listing has, of course, long since been taken down). Interesting idea on his part, but a not-so-enticing investment opportunity for anyone wh…
Trackback by Irregular Payments 08.15.06 @ 4:14 amOkay, presuming this person is even a kid and he actually does live in a wealthy area and is actually wealthy…Then it would seem he is actually quite smart, at least on the con artist idea level, just not smart enough to pull it off. He prmomises to make payments yearly on any money he actually ever made working from certain years, not including any inheritance. This SCREAMS, I am a rich family’s bored son who knows that he has quite a chunk of change coming his way sooner or later, and in the meantime would like a nice sports car and possibly some weed. He never intends on actually graduating college or holding any real type of job. What kid college aged has their own lawyer drawing up legal documents for scams….ahem, a Rich kid who has no real perception of the rest of the world. I mean, he’s rich already, he’s just playing a stupid game, just so happens he wasn’t quite clever enough. You’d think he must have a fairly stupid lawyer as well. Just another loser in this world.
Comment by Andrea 08.19.06 @ 9:00 pmokay first of all, i just wanna say you have no life whatsoever to be posting this shit on the internet. grow some balls and tell ron yourself if you have a problem. ron steen may have been confused about his scores. but hey, hes 19. and hes probably alot smarter than you when you were 19. so get a life. and leave ron alone.
Comment by jenny 08.26.06 @ 11:58 pmTo Jeff:
This is Rick Steen,
I am proud to say Ron Steen’s dad, if Ron is guilty of anything, is it being naive. He tried to do this on his own because he is such a good kid he wanted to pay his own way. as with most 18 year olds, he didn’t think it through. my only hope is that all the people that are writing this crap are also in their developmental years and not adults, because you sound like a bunch of kids. You can call me a douche, but leave my kids alone.
sincerely.
Rick Steen
Comment by jenny 08.27.06 @ 8:40 amokay and now this is jennifer steen.
jeff, you need to get a god damn life!! ron was probably a hell of alot smarter than you when you were 18, and hes probably smarter than you know. and ron did NOT lie about his SAT scores. he may have been confused but he did not lie. and yes my family may be wealthy, but he wanted to pay for college on his own and not just get a free ride like a lot of other teenagers who live in this area. you need to stop living your life on the computer and YOU need to get a dose of reality you little fag! get a fucking life and leave my family alone.
Comment by jenny 08.27.06 @ 8:45 amokay and now this is jennifer steen.
jeff, you need to get a god damn life!! ron was probably a hell of alot smarter than you when you were 18, and hes probably smarter than you know. and ron did NOT lie about his SAT scores. he may have been confused but he did not lie. and yes my family may be wealthy, but he wanted to pay for college on his own and not just get a free ride like a lot of other teenagers who live in this area. you need to stop living your life on the computer and YOU need to get a dose of reality you little fag! get a fucking life and leave my family alone.
Comment by jen 08.27.06 @ 8:45 ami went to school with this, not so genious. he’s the weird kid everyone picked on. He tried too desperately too be funny, most of the entire school hated him, he was on canyon’s short show on adelphia’s channel 3 thing, he’s kinda forced himself upon all records at our school. I remember he tried to tell me in middle school that he worked for the CIA and was sent there to try and spy on us computer kids… and that he was some godlike hacker… that was funny when he couldn’t turn the computer on after saying that… my guess from all the various things i’ve seen and heard of him, he’s just desperately trying to figure out ways to become both self-dependant, and widely known for the gimmicky idea. whatever, most of us aren’t that suprised, especially when he was hitting on my girlfriend of the time and her friend, and ran away when i walked up…
Comment by Dude 09.15.06 @ 10:44 amoh and as for the family, you guys really shouldn’t be suprised at the people and their response, your son decided to enter into something news and/or entertainment worthy, ask your son about the starwars kid, and how our critical thinking about cyber bullying really didn’t help the kids case that much. anyhow, smooth move ron, we’re all so… well we’re not proud, but we’re not really disappointed, most of us expected this
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If I’m not mistaken, 800 was the max for the math OR verbal test, hence the cumulative of 1600, right? Well, if your argument is that the SAT test is now cumulatively worth 2400 doesn’t that mean that Math and Verbal sections have to be worth at least 1200 a piece? Assuming the last question is right, I don’t think he lied. Don’t get me wrong though, dude definitely has some grammar/spelling issues.
Mike
Comment by Mike 08.11.06 @ 6:19 pm